Selena Gomez Performs Slutty Mexican Hat Dance
Selena Gomez performs an extremely slutty Mexican hat dance in a crop top and tight black leather short shorts in the GIF above.
The Mexican hat dance or “Jarabe Tapatío” is a proud custom in heathen Mexico, and traditionally involves a group of lazy tequila drunk Mexicans stumbling around a dirty sombrero that has fallen on the floor. However, Selena Gomez is an innovator and appears to have added a new sexual element to the dance by sticking her barely covered booty out while she twirls around the sombrero.
No doubt this Selena Gomez Mexican hat dance will soon become all the rage from Guadalajara to Chihuahua, causing a sharp spike in the already high Mexican birth rate resulting in an even larger influx of Mexican bottom feeders pouring into the United States. This wave of immigrants will tax the American infrastructure and finally cause it to collapse, and us Muslims will pounce and establish our caliphate and purge the lands of the infidels. And it will all be thanks to Selena Gomez and this slutty Mexican hat dance.